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my thanksgiving
allylacaca:
will consist of the beach, my best friend, and lsd.
i have a feeling this will be the best thanksgiving yet.
will consist of work getting paind time and a half, food the boss ordered, and then SPP at TSI.
Free food, more money, AND my favorite band; also equals a good Thanksgiving
My evil boss
brought in food to fill my operations with such a rich aroma of freedom fries and cheeseburgers. My stomach churns with anger for I have not fed it in quite awhile.
New Phrase I made last night
A Wolf is the equivalent of a Cougar.
Spread it around you wolves.
Don't sleep with your snakes!
Last night my friend David told me that his dad knows a girl that’s been sleeping with her baby snake. She would feed it everytime and it would always coil up next to her and sleep with her for months and then out of nowhere he stopped eating and wouldn’t coil up anymore. So she would try everything she could to feed him but he wouldn’t eat and just lay straight while she would...
Boys
QUIT BEING SO DAMN DIFFICULT FOR MY GIRLS! GAH!
EEEEEE
If you thought I was excited about last night, you should see how I am about tonight!
Its going to full of giggles and EEEEEE's
So excited for tonight!
Tonight is going to be fun/interesting. Free Drinks! whoo!
Party Hard →
I’d hit that
“I just came out of urch. It comes before yaguars. HeyZues, can i get a beer? GO...”
– Drunk, spanish man walking through the parking lot while we were tailgating before the Jags game
