Don’t sleep with your snakes!
Last night my friend David told me that his dad knows a girl that’s been sleeping with her baby snake. She would feed it everytime and it would always coil up next to her and sleep with her for months and then out of nowhere he stopped eating and wouldn’t coil up anymore. So she would try everything she could to feed him but he wouldn’t eat and just lay straight while she would sleep. So one day she took it to a vet and told her what was happening and the vet said, “You’ve been sleeping with the snake?” “Yea for months and I’m really worried because he’s not eating.” The vet said to her, “You need to get rid of this snake or keep it in a cage outside because the reason why he’s not eating and not coiling is because he’s sizing you up.” The damn snake was preparing himself for the biggest meal of his life.
